riyal:

got 99 problems 97 are school and the other 2 are you

1 day ago · August 31, 2014 · 67,157 notes

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

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humorous:

handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

 

1 day ago · August 31, 2014 · 562,292 notes

parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

1 day ago · August 31, 2014 · 60,518 notes

fat-amy-for-president:

hardener:

person: get off ur high horse

me: image

that is a giraffe. try again.

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nothimg:

i hate when people take unexpected pictures of me  image

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sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

image

seriously this is what they look like

1 day ago · August 31, 2014 · 137,636 notes

jolteonjolteoff:

one time when i was like 10 i heard the word “dildo” and i didnt really know what it meant at the time so the next day at school i went around saying “aw dildo!” and “what the dildo” and stuff like that and i got home and my mom heard me say “what the dildo” and so she yelled at me and told me it was a bad word and i cried because i had been saying it all day and i felt guilty

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larryfishy:

blackinamerica:

helianthus-girl:

jirquedusoleil:

note-a-bear:

chauvinistsushi:

ferrarisheppard:

Always be yourself. 

This is everything. omg

Yes.

love it.

they give 0 fucks

Yeah like how are you supposed to represent your culture wearing someone else’s clothes?

^

larryfishy:

blackinamerica:

helianthus-girl:

jirquedusoleil:

note-a-bear:

chauvinistsushi:

ferrarisheppard:

Always be yourself. 

This is everything. omg

Yes.

love it.

they give 0 fucks

Yeah like how are you supposed to represent your culture wearing someone else’s clothes?

^

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mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

1 day ago · August 31, 2014 · 380,248 notes

cakeandrevolution:

Accurate depiction of fox news.

1 day ago · August 31, 2014 · 206,686 notes
yourtourhost:

relationship goals

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

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