according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
let’s agree to stop puns after December 31, 2013
What’s our pun-ishment if we don’t?
"WHAT DO WE WANT"
"WHEN DO WE WANT THEM"
maybe in like a year or two when im hotter and skinnier so i can look good in them
all i want for christmas is to lose 25 pounds
Or gain £25
when people correct ur grammar on the internet
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
The Supernatural fandom may have a gif for everything but I’m pretty sure they don’t have one for a happy and cared for childhood.