tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants
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lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

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contra-punt:

Welcome to Britain

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swagbat:

woah, tag your death note spoilers

swagbat:

woah, tag your death note spoilers

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petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

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homosexual-supervillian:

me in court
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dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

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rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

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shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

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helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

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