fzur:

cowboyish:

finish this sentence: white boys

have invaded my home, they are shouting in the hours of the morning, waking everybody up, waddling around, epcking at my hand-knitted sweaters, sheddding feathers everywehre, fuck, roosters, im thikning of roosters

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catsbeaversandducks:

"I love you, I love you, I love you, OMG I love you, Dad."

catsbeaversandducks:

"I love you, I love you, I love you, OMG I love you, Dad."

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primum-n0n-nocere:

I met a goat today, and then I fed it.. And then I captured it’s face.

primum-n0n-nocere:

I met a goat today, and then I fed it.. And then I captured it’s face.

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miss-lol:

ruiningurtumblogs:

twilektimelord:

fororchestra:

adrianshhh:

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Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

The Pied Piper of Hamelin 2014

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ieroscum:

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

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tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

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lilcochina:

Me af

lilcochina:

Me af

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lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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wastelandicism:

laur-laurr:

unshaped:

Tate was the sweetest character!

He raped her mom and killed like 10 people.

we all have our flaws

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